Executive Dysfunction – Anxiety Hydra Tee

This is a print-on-demand (POD) product that will be produced and shipped by our supplier. If you purchase other (non-POD) products from our website, they will be shipped separately. You will be able to see the two different shipping costs in checkout after you enter the shipping address.

Welcome to the boss battle of everyday life.

Laundry pile? Check. Phone call you've been dreading? Yep. That eternal question: "What’s for dinner?" You’re face-to-face with the Anxiety Hydra, and your only options are… not great.

This pixel-art parody tee turns the struggle of executive dysfunction into a classic RPG moment—complete with a hilariously useless action menu. It’s perfect for neurodivergent folks, mental health warriors, or anyone who’s ever been overwhelmed by the simplest tasks.

Features vintage RPG styling and dark humor. Great for ADHDers, autistic adults, spoonies, and relatable gift-giving.

Because sometimes, "ignore" does feel like your best move.

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The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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