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Executive Dysfunction – Anxiety Hydra Tee
Executive Dysfunction – Anxiety Hydra Tee
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Welcome to the boss battle of everyday life.
Laundry pile? Check. Phone call you've been dreading? Yep. That eternal question: "What’s for dinner?" You’re face-to-face with the Anxiety Hydra, and your only options are… not great.
FROM THE MANUFACTURER:
The Gildan Adult Heavy Cotton™ 5.3 oz. T-Shirt is a versatile crafting staple. Available in over 70 colors, this tee features a classic fit with a tear-away label and is made from durable, preshrunk cotton. Ideal for DTF Transfers, its blend options cater to all your creative needs. Crafters love its adaptability for various projects, praising its fit and comfort for everyday wear. Optimal for bulk customizations!
Features
- 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- All heather colors as well as Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- The color "Natural" is made with unprocessed, unbleached cotton, which results in small black flecks and plant fibers throughout the fabric.
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high visibility standards
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Classic midweight fabric
- Classic fit tubular body
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
- Tear-away label
| (in inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve Length | 15 ⅝ | 17 | 18 ½ | 20 | 21 ½ | 22 ⅞ | 24 ¼ | 25 ⅜ |
| Full Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
This pixel-art parody tee turns the struggle of executive dysfunction into a classic RPG moment—complete with a hilariously useless action menu. It’s perfect for neurodivergent folks, mental health warriors, or anyone who’s ever been overwhelmed by the simplest tasks.
Features vintage RPG styling and dark humor. Great for ADHDers, autistic adults, spoonies, and relatable gift-giving.
Because sometimes, "ignore" does feel like your best move.
