Executive Dysfunction – Anxiety Hydra Hoodie

This is a print-on-demand (POD) product that will be produced and shipped by our supplier. If you purchase other (non-POD) products from our website, they will be shipped separately. You will be able to see the two different shipping costs in checkout after you enter the shipping address.

When your to-do list turns into a three-headed boss battle.

Need to fold laundry, return a call, AND figure out dinner? Cue the Anxiety Hydra, with a sky-high HP bar and your trusty (but mostly useless) action menu: Attack. Panic. Ignore. Cry.

This pixel-art parody hoodie captures the daily chaos of executive dysfunction in classic retro-RPG style—because sometimes adulting feels like a final boss fight. Designed for neurodivergent brains, mental health humorists, and anyone who’s ever been overwhelmed by life’s “simple” tasks.

- Funny, relatable gift for ADHDers, autistic adults, spoonies, and RPG fans alike

- Ideal for cozying up during a mental health cooldown

Level up your wardrobe. Or at least look like you're fighting back.

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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!