Executive Dysfunction – Anxiety Hydra 3/4 Sleeve Raglan Tee

This is a print-on-demand (POD) product that will be produced and shipped by our supplier. If you purchase other (non-POD) products from our website, they will be shipped separately. You will be able to see the two different shipping costs in checkout after you enter the shipping address.

Same boss battle, new uniform.

This retro baseball-style shirt takes the daily grind of executive dysfunction and turns it into an epic RPG showdown. The Anxiety Hydra looms with laundry, phone calls, and meal decisions, while your heroic options remain tragically limited: Attack. Panic. Ignore. Cry.

Perfect for neurodivergent brains, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever stared down a to-do list and chosen “nap” instead. The contrasting raglan sleeves give it vintage weekend energy, even if you’re just battling your inbox.

Soft, sporty, and slightly sarcastic—just like you.

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A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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