"First of All, I'm a Delight" T-Shirt — Retro Possum Graphic Tee

Tiny. Angry. Adorable. Honest.

This vintage-inspired possum design proudly declares, “First of All, I’m a Delight,” while visually suggesting that maybe you should still approach with caution. Featuring retro sunset stripes and a delightfully aggressive possum, this shirt is perfect for people whose personalities are equal parts lovable and mildly feral.

Whether you’re sarcastic, overstimulated, sleep-deprived, socially exhausted, or simply committed to being a chaos goblin with boundaries, this shirt captures the vibe perfectly.

Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for everyday wear, it’s ideal for introverts, neurodivergent folks, possum enthusiasts, and anyone who knows they’re a delight even when emotionally hissing at the world.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, year-round wear

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and lasting comfort

- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/neck label options — crisp, durable graphics

- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors